I finally bottled up the courage to go to the gym and find out what the delay was in signing me up. Didn't they want my money I wondered. To be fair I had had about 5 missed calls from a local number which I can only surmise was the gym.
Anyway, I got down there at 1.30pm and got shown round which took far too long. Why didn't I say: actually I just wanna sign up?
Who knows, I was unable to make eye contact with the bloky talking at me coz a)he was dull and b)his diamante earrings kept distracting me. Finally he sat down with a form, ran through a spiel and asked if I wanted to join. As if I'd sat through all that just as a way to stay outta the rain on my lunch break? WHAT!!! So, then it took a while to fill more forms and by the end of it I had to jog/walk back to work. Scraped in on time. JUST.
So, the long shot is that I'm £29 poorer (hubby is paying joining fee) and I have to motivate myself to go twice a week now. This IS the 3rd time I'll have been a member of a gym, hopefully 3rd time lucky and I'll lose some weight.
Anyway, I have an induction tomorrow with a chap called Orlando. Dread to think what he'll be like. More news as it happens from the gym. Please keep your fingers crossed that I make it past 8 visits in one month!
My stomach is screaming so I'd better go cook.

